Monday, May 24, 2010


a sloppy young schlep from Hawaii
shows up to work sporting a bow tie,
when the boss asks "how now?" the kid has a cow
screaming "geez Dad, be glad that I tried!"

Thursday, February 18, 2010


a felonious friar from Georgia
enjoyed cloistered success as a forger
but when the Feds put the heat on Monsignor Pete
he was forced to abandon the order

Tuesday, January 12, 2010


a fowl minded fellow from Florida
was once an ace weather reporter
but during a downpour he used the wrong metaphor
and now he speaks solely through lawyers