Monday, May 24, 2010


a sloppy young schlep from Hawaii
shows up to work sporting a bow tie,
when the boss asks "how now?" the kid has a cow
screaming "geez Dad, be glad that I tried!"

Thursday, February 18, 2010


a felonious friar from Georgia
enjoyed cloistered success as a forger
but when the Feds put the heat on Monsignor Pete
he was forced to abandon the order

Tuesday, January 12, 2010


a fowl minded fellow from Florida
was once an ace weather reporter
but during a downpour he used the wrong metaphor
and now he speaks solely through lawyers

Friday, December 11, 2009


a lisping Lothario from Delaware
was wooing a date in his pied a terre,
her exit was quick for he cried "hella sick!"
when she asked what he thought of her derriere

Tuesday, December 8, 2009


a confused newlywed from Connecticut
was convinced his new wife was a marionette,
he pulled on her strings and some other things
'till she cried, "can't you tell I'm a doll yet?"

Sunday, December 6, 2009


a dyslexic diner from Colorado
had a longstanding fear of avocado,
so he screamed "moly holy!" when he found guacamole
on the bottommost side of his nacho

Monday, November 30, 2009


a guru from North California
was concerned that he hadn't been born yet,
'till an acolyte told him, with these words consoled him
"when you do die I won't have to mourn ya"