tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-49461604723974950752024-02-20T10:00:25.450-08:00Limericks of the Fifty StatesJeff Hullhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09603288122429318407noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4946160472397495075.post-57650828401362215012010-05-24T12:41:00.000-07:002010-05-24T12:41:18.726-07:00Hawaiia sloppy young schlep from Hawaii<br />
shows up to work sporting a bow tie,<br />
when the boss asks "how now?" the kid has a cow<br />
screaming "geez Dad, be glad that I tried!"Jeff Hullhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09603288122429318407noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4946160472397495075.post-26018882771935503222010-02-18T23:17:00.000-08:002010-02-18T23:18:31.615-08:00Georgiaa felonious friar from Georgia<br />
enjoyed cloistered success as a forger<br />
but when the Feds put the heat on Monsignor Pete<br />
he was forced to abandon the orderJeff Hullhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09603288122429318407noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4946160472397495075.post-48172502292494084822010-01-12T21:50:00.000-08:002010-01-12T22:24:08.959-08:00Floridaa fowl minded fellow from Florida<br />
was once an ace weather reporter<br />
but during a downpour he used the wrong metaphor<br />
and now he speaks solely through lawyersJeff Hullhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09603288122429318407noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4946160472397495075.post-84382328145304391532009-12-11T22:23:00.000-08:002010-01-12T22:24:25.767-08:00Delaware<div><span style="font-family: georgia;">a lisping </span><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Lothario</span></span><span style="font-family: georgia;"> from Delaware</span><br />
</div><div><span style="font-family: georgia;">was wooing a date in his </span><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><span style="font-family: georgia;">pied</span></span><span style="font-family: georgia;"> a </span><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"><span style="font-family: georgia;">terre</span></span><span style="font-family: georgia;">,</span><br />
</div><div><span style="font-family: georgia;">her exit was quick for he cried "</span><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"><span style="font-family: georgia;">hella</span></span><span style="font-family: georgia;"> sick!"</span><br />
</div><div><span style="font-family: georgia;">when she asked what he thought of her derriere</span><br />
</div>Jeff Hullhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09603288122429318407noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4946160472397495075.post-54804674794271237192009-12-08T20:59:00.000-08:002010-01-12T22:24:38.963-08:00Connecticut<div><span style="font-family: georgia;">a confused newlywed from Connecticut</span><br />
</div><div><div><span style="font-family: georgia;">was convinced his new wife was a marionette,</span><br />
</div><div><span style="font-family: georgia;">he pulled on her strings and some other things</span><br />
</div><div><span style="font-family: georgia;">'till she cried, "can't you tell I'm a doll yet?"</span><br />
</div></div>Jeff Hullhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09603288122429318407noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4946160472397495075.post-55384020681489648582009-12-06T23:26:00.001-08:002010-01-12T22:25:54.353-08:00Colorado<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">a dyslexic diner from Colorado</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span> <span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">had a longstanding fear of avocado,</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span> <span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">so he screamed "moly holy!" when he found guacamole</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span> <span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">on the bottommost side of his nacho</span>Jeff Hullhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09603288122429318407noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4946160472397495075.post-89852756386920716812009-11-30T20:59:00.000-08:002010-01-12T22:24:56.948-08:00California<div style="font-family: georgia; text-align: left;">a guru from North California<br />
</div><div><span style="font-family: georgia;">was concerned that he hadn't been born yet,</span><br />
<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: georgia;"> 'till an acolyte told him, with these words consoled him</span><br />
</div><span style="font-family: georgia;"> "when you do die I won't have to mourn ya"</span><br />
</div>Jeff Hullhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09603288122429318407noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4946160472397495075.post-42129451259870649142009-11-26T23:16:00.000-08:002010-01-12T22:25:07.138-08:00Arkansas<span style="font-family: georgia;">A superstitious pyro from Arkansas</span><br />
<div><span style="font-family: georgia;">compulsively stoked every spark he saw</span><br />
</div><div><span style="font-family: georgia;">with matches and tinder he went on a bender</span><br />
</div><div><span style="font-family: georgia;">and ended up singeing his monkey paw</span><br />
</div>Jeff Hullhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09603288122429318407noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4946160472397495075.post-55350578154705161852009-11-24T11:54:00.000-08:002010-01-12T22:25:17.574-08:00Arizona<span style="font-family: georgia;">There once was a man from Arizony</span><br />
<div><span style="font-family: georgia;">for whom lunchmeat meant only bologna</span><br />
</div><div><span style="font-family: georgia;">when they handed him wurst he practically burst</span><br />
</div><div><span style="font-family: georgia;">and said "hey, this here sandwich is phoney!"</span><br />
</div>Jeff Hullhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09603288122429318407noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4946160472397495075.post-3483913781151229992009-11-24T11:49:00.000-08:002010-01-12T22:25:26.219-08:00Alaska<span style="font-family: georgia;">There once was a gal from Alaska</span><br />
<div><span style="font-family: georgia;">whose raison d'etre was to task a</span><br />
</div><div><span style="font-family: georgia;">dude from Duluth, who wore a false tooth</span><br />
</div><div><span style="font-family: georgia;">and whose job was to make wicker baskets</span><br />
<div><span style="font-family: georgia;"></span><br />
</div></div>Jeff Hullhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09603288122429318407noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4946160472397495075.post-29398002644571906182009-11-24T11:21:00.000-08:002010-01-12T22:25:37.698-08:00Alabama<span style="font-family: georgia;">There once was a gent from Alabama</span><br />
<div><span style="font-family: georgia;">whose abattoir dealt chiefly in lamb, a</span><br />
</div><div><span style="font-family: georgia;">ewe crossed his path, he scribbled some math</span><br />
</div><div><span style="font-family: georgia;">and said "Martha, we're buying pajamas!"</span><br />
</div>Jeff Hullhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09603288122429318407noreply@blogger.com0