Friday, December 11, 2009


a lisping Lothario from Delaware
was wooing a date in his pied a terre,
her exit was quick for he cried "hella sick!"
when she asked what he thought of her derriere

Tuesday, December 8, 2009


a confused newlywed from Connecticut
was convinced his new wife was a marionette,
he pulled on her strings and some other things
'till she cried, "can't you tell I'm a doll yet?"

Sunday, December 6, 2009


a dyslexic diner from Colorado
had a longstanding fear of avocado,
so he screamed "moly holy!" when he found guacamole
on the bottommost side of his nacho