Delaware

a lisping Lothario from Delaware

was wooing a date in his pied a terre,

her exit was quick for he cried "hella sick!"

when she asked what he thought of her derriere

Connecticut

a confused newlywed from Connecticut

was convinced his new wife was a marionette,

he pulled on her strings and some other things

'till she cried, "can't you tell I'm a doll yet?"

Colorado

a dyslexic diner from Colorado
had a longstanding fear of avocado,
so he screamed "moly holy!" when he found guacamole
on the bottommost side of his nacho